Northwest Heat Wave

(to the tune of Dear Abby by John Prine)

Dear Abby, Dear Abby

The weather here is so hit and miss

After a long winter of record snow

To have a summer like this

We now swelter in record heat

But don't want to complain

I do think it is safe to say

I wish it would rain

Signed All Dried Up

All Dried Up, All Dried Up

You have no complaints

It is what it is

And it ain't what it ain't

So listen up missy

And listen up good

Stop wishin' for bad luck

And knockin' on wood

Signed Dear Abby